By Alan Douches and Kramer

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Roger Chew Weightman was an American politician, civic leader, and printer. He was the eighth mayor of Washington, D.C. from 1824 to 1827.

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The Power of Pussy is the third studio album by Bongwater, released in 1990 by Shimmy Disc. The album contains major college radio hits such as the title track, as well as favorites such as \"Nick Cave Dolls\" and \"Folk Song,\" with covers of Dudley Moore's \"Bedazzled\" and \"Kisses Sweeter Than Wine\" by The Weavers. In 1998, it was remastered by Alan Douches and Kramer for its inclusion in Box of Bongwater set.

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