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{"type":"standard","title":"Hudna","displaytitle":"Hudna","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q497274","titles":{"canonical":"Hudna","normalized":"Hudna","display":"Hudna"},"pageid":315060,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/03/ALFiqh.png/330px-ALFiqh.png","width":320,"height":320},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/03/ALFiqh.png","width":576,"height":576},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1193960617","tid":"cf1fc402-ac99-11ee-9155-de8c407edc6e","timestamp":"2024-01-06T13:45:10Z","description":"Arabic-language term for a truce or armistice","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hudna","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hudna?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hudna?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Hudna"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hudna","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Hudna","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hudna?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Hudna"}},"extract":"A hudna is a truce or armistice. It is sometimes translated as \"cease-fire\". In his medieval dictionary of classical Arabic, the Lisan al-Arab, Ibn Manzur defined it as:\"hadana: he grew quiet. hadina: he quieted. haadana: he made peace with. The noun from each of these is hudna.\"","extract_html":"
A hudna is a truce or armistice. It is sometimes translated as \"cease-fire\". In his medieval dictionary of classical Arabic, the Lisan al-Arab, Ibn Manzur defined it as:
- \"hadana: he grew quiet. hadina: he quieted. haadana: he made peace with. The noun from each of these is hudna.\"