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{"slip": { "id": 117, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one hadn't worked so hard."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 20, "advice": "Don't put off breaking up with someone when you know you want to. Prolonging the situation only makes it worse."}}

{"slip": { "id": 77, "advice": "Mercy is the better part of justice."}}

{"slip": { "id": 52, "advice": "Don't promise what you can't deliver."}}

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