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{"fact":"Some common houseplants poisonous to cats include: English Ivy, iris, mistletoe, philodendron, and yew.","length":103}

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{"fact":"A cat's smell is their strongest sense, and they rely on this leading sense to identify people and objects; a feline's sense of smell is 14x better than a human's.","length":163}

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