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Portrait of Alphonse Leroy is a 1783 oil-on-canvas portrait of doctor and man-midwife Alphonse Leroy by the French Neoclassical artist Jacques-Louis David. It is now in the Musée Fabre in Montpellier, which bought it in 1829.
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László Perényi (1910–1993) was a Hungarian stage and film actor. He was married to the actress Margit Árpád during the 1930s.
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